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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"
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"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!"
"[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?"
"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."
"My poop very recently stopped being imaginary. Shit just got real."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."
"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"