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"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* M'laria"
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"God said come forth a receive eternal life... but John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque."
"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."
"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."
"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."
"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"What's not 50% off today? Health insurance"
"If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol."
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