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Joke of the Day

"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"

"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."

"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."

"While sitting on the couch my wife said ""I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops."" Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate."

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"People who cheer at concerts when a musician says the name of their city are the most easily impressed people on earth."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."

"Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!"

"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."

"Why did the empty string do immoral things? Because it had no character."