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Joke of the Day
"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"
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"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."
"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"
"Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side"
"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
"Every day I swallow a piece of gum in the hopes that one day I will fart a bubble large enough to fly me around the world"
"I had a friend who was right handed but left footed... But he's all right now..."
"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."
"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."
"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""