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Joke of the Day

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake. It's the cats name... Ba dum dun... Tsi! Thanks folks, I'll be here all night..."

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who know how to count, and those who don't."

"What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!"

"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."

"Working at the office the other day and a lady came up to me and asked for a hole punch, didn't know she knew about my signature move."

"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"

"Texting...because men didn't have a hard enough time understanding women before so we had to take away the ability to convey tone."

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them"

"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."