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Joke of the Day

"Give a woman a compliment, she'll smile for a day.. Teach a woman to fish for compliments & she'll be annoying for the rest of her life."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a future..."

"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."

"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"[Ouija Board] ""Oh great spirits tell me ur secrets"" You'll die soon ""OMG HOW"" Hold on I have another call"

"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."

"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far."