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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien."
Next Joke
"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."
"what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife"
"A wife is worried about her body... Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator.... but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced"
"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"
"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."
"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
"Give me a massage ""Mm okay"" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things get too hot* *she bursts into flames* ""Dang I used petroleum"""
"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""