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Joke of the Day

"what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife"

"My friend and his girlfriend are looking for a girl to have a three-way with... I told him to find someone whose parents are divorced. You want to find a girl who is comfortable ruining relationships."

"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."

"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"

"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"

"Maybe we should stop making ski masks since no one wears them except bank robbers."

"What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat? Shalami! haha!"

"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"

"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"

"My Gpa said... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."