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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."
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"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."
"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"
"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."
"I never know how much to tip a cow."
"What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common? Those who practice them don't want any beef with people."
"Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections."
"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."
"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."
"Simba - ""welcome to... The bone zone"" Nala - ""the what?"" Simba - ""elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"""