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Joke of the Day

"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."

"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."

"Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says ""Give it back Josh"""

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"Now that I'm 40, it's time to put aside childish things and be a man lol just kidding I'm drawing pictures of raccoons flying spaceships."

"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."

"What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end."

"What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast? gingerbread"

"What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic About half way"