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Joke of the Day

"People think it's okay to drive like assholes until we end up at a stoplight together and I'm dropping my rottweiler through their sunroof."

"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."

"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"

"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"

"How do you ""titty fuck"" a seven-year old? Break her shoulders"

"My great-grandmother lived to be 106 and never needed glasses. She always just drank straight from the bottle."

"What do you call a man with erectile dysfunction? Doesn't matter, he won't come"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B"