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Joke of the Day

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch."

"What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!"

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."

"To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, ""Guess how many fingers."""

"There was a documentary on TV about animal abuse. I felt lonely watching it by myself, so I made my dog watch it with me. Whether he wanted to or not."