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Joke of the Day

"[Watching boxing] Sure bro, I watch boxing all the ti- HEY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! HE JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!"

"black guy drank too much water and the black eyed peas"

"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."

"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."

"How do we fix boxing? We can't. It's already fixed."

"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"

"I set my alarm in a way to try to trick morning-me into getting up earlier, but morning-me is a math wizard and cannot be fooled."

"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."