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Joke of the Day
"Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom? He nose what he's doing"
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"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"
"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."
"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"
"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"
"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike? Because it might be your bike."
"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."
"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."