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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike? Because it might be your bike."
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"I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers."
"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."
"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."
"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"
"What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate? Himshey's chocolate..."
"I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
"It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)"