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Joke of the Day

"Colorado changed the name of Christmas to Juana. ""Merry Juana!"""

"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."

"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense"

"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."

"The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute"

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."

"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."

"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"