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Joke of the Day

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Wait... ""George Bush"" ..... George Bush Geonge Elush Ginge Eleshn Ninge Elevhn NiNe EleVEN NINE ELEVEN ..... BUSH DID 9/11"

"How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb? One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it's being replaced."

"Man: Lima is a capital city in South America. Woman: Peru-ve it!"

"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"

"They might as well put ""Uhhh..."" in front of every item on drive-thru menus."

"Your mother is so big that... ...when she is in a plane it makes a solar eclipse."

"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."

"My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a condom. She said, ""What are you doing?"" I said, ""Wrapping your Christmas present!"""