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Joke of the Day

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."

"Behind every successful man there's a woman they say, But behind a successful woman there's a stupid man."

"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"

"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."

"Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press"

"What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard? Cold."

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? The steaks were too high."

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."