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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."

"Walks into a bar A neutron walks into a bar and asks ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender says, ""for you? no charge."""

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."

"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"

"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""

"When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered."

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)"

"trying to be funny is hard I wake up in the morning with a good one and no one is around to hear it."