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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."

"Astronauts favorite hangout The space bar"

"Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed."

"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."

"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"

"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."

"Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division."

"A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis. Bruce saves everyone."

"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""