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Joke of the Day
"They might as well put ""Uhhh..."" in front of every item on drive-thru menus."
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"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"
"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"
"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."
"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."
"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"
"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""
"I eat mushrooms for petit dejeuner. It's the breakfast of champignons."
"Romantic cop: Here, I brought you a flower. Competitive about everything cop: Big deal. I brought you a flowest."