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Joke of the Day

"Wait... ""George Bush"" ..... George Bush Geonge Elush Ginge Eleshn Ninge Elevhn NiNe EleVEN NINE ELEVEN ..... BUSH DID 9/11"

"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."

"how do you organize a party in space? you planet."

"*turns on the news* I wonder if things are getting better in the wor-- tv: AN ALLIGATOR ATE A BABY"

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"

"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""