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Joke of the Day

"So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write"

"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."

"All my life I've refused to wear perfume. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me."

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"

"In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers."

"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"

"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"

"Bill Clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. Pneumonica."

"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."