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Joke of the Day
"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."
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"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
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"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""
"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."
"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""