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Joke of the Day

"The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor"

"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."

"What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships? ""Have a good one, son."""

"If I was stranded on a snowy mountaintop with friends and had to resort to cannibalism, the most horrific part would be not having ketchup."

"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"

"WD-40 is amazing stuff. ...But I should have used a condom."

"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."

"A dad walks into his son's room while his son is masturbating. ""Son, don't do that, you'll go blind."" ""Hey dad, I'm over here""."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"

"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"