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Joke of the Day
"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."
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"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"
"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them."
"Top three reasons he doesn't text you back: 1. He's just not that into you 2. He's imaginary 3. He's a cat"
"9/11 Who? Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!"
"If there weren't any democrats... then who would be left?"
"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""