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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar."

"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."

"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"

"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."

"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"

"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."

"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."

"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."

"TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it... But Abu Dhabi do!"