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Joke of the Day
"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."
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"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"
"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"
"When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper ""It's ok I see them too"""
"Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock"
"Saw a FB group called 'I hate rapists'. *Phew* glad we solved that problem. Anything else we need to tackle while I've got the keyboard out?"
"Two birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other, ""Do you smell fish?"""
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"
"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"