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Joke of the Day
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
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"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"
"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""
"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"
"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"
"I'm not real familiar with who this Rorschach guy is... ...but he sure loves painting pictures of naked dudes."
"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"
"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""
"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"