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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
Next Joke
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
"*hands stranger a condom S: I don't need this Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"
"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""
"Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece."
"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"
"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts Boy Scouts come back from camp."