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Joke of the Day

"What is the quickest way to get some easy money Saying ""Ive got $200 on Rhonda Rousey to win, any takers?"""

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."

"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"

"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"

"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."

"Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."

"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"If I've ever been described as ""athletic"", it was probably meant as a combination of the words ""athlete"" and ""pathetic""."

"""I'm independent"" Said the Jamaican, showing me his initialised necklace."