122528
Joke of the Day
"What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning."
Next Joke
"The 4 Stages of Going Out Drinking: 1. Why do I do this to myself 2. This isn't so bad 3. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN 4. Why do I do this to myself"
"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."
"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."
"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."
"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."
"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"
"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"
"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax."