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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."
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"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."
"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."
"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer."
"I don't like 2k+1. He's so odd."
"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"
"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."