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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a diseased duck? A Mallardy."
Next Joke
"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake."
"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"
"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"
"This is just a quick reminder that we're all gonna die one day so don't get caught up in petty shit also stop stealing my tweets Greg."
"Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia? Sexy children."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"What is Siri really good at? Playing pocket pool."