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Joke of the Day

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"

"If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene"

"Husband: What do you love most my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor."

"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."

"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"

"Some dude just asked if I was ""herb friendly"". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it."

"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."

"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"

"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"

"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"