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Joke of the Day

"I was carrying some spaghetti as I walked past a priest.. You could say I moved some pasta past a pastor."

"Did y'all hear about the circus fire this weekend? Yeah, scary stuff... they say it was intents."

"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""

"An astronaut was ejected from the ISS naked. It's OK, though. He felt no pressure."

"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"

"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."

"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""

"Vagina jokes aren't funny period"

"Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop. As opposed to the alarm they use now: getting elbowed by the stranger they're drooling on."