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Joke of the Day

"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."

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"Trying to stop my mate to stop using TV remote It's a bit of a joke to piss my mate off. :D apologies if this is a wrong subreddit."