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Joke of the Day

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"My ex-wife still misses me... ...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."

"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""

"A tourist asks a man in uniform ""Are you a policeman?"" ""No I am an undercover detective."" ""So why are you in uniform?"" ""Today is my day off."""

"50 years ago you had to get really fucking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal."

"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"

"Two retirees meet in a cafe. The first retiree says, ""Hey Stan! I didn't see you at the doctor's yesterday. Are you sick?"""

"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."

"i bet white supremacists just get off on the charcoal briquettes turning white."