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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby."
Next Joke
"Dude... I was there, don't try to change the story."
"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"
"A good comeback when someone doesn't believe you're a time traveler is ""Yeah well nobody cried at your funeral."""
"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"
"[the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com"
"I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*"
"Stop! Hammered time."
"What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia."
"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"