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Joke of the Day
"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"
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"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come... ...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"Fun Fact: Koala's have finger prints like humans. So next time you rob a bank make sure the koala carriers the gun"
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"
"How do you get a goldfish's attention? A U! Fish!"
"Knock knock"
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it"
"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""