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Joke of the Day

"In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him."

"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids! What is with ewe people!?"

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"In light of situations in the Middle East, I think some humor may be called for How do Muslims like their eggs? Sunni side up."

"Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep... ...must be the mellow tonin'."

"Retweeting a compliment is like getting a compliment from someone and then conference calling a bunch of people and telling them about it."

"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."