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Joke of the Day
"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."
Next Joke
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
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"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."