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Joke of the Day
"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"
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"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."
"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."
"[at interview] INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you? ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do? ME: It's difficult to say."
"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."
"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"
"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."