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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a buck."
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"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."
"""Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."" Me, to my empty bag of Oreos."
"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."
"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""
"Why do Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common."
"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"
"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"
"I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."