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Joke of the Day
"What is the oldest joke in the book? The first one written"
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"My girlfriend went to get her test results from the doctor today and it was bad news. He confirmed I'm about to become a husband."
"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."
"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."
"Bed Bath & Beyond sells like 7 things that people actually buy and then just a bunch of other stuff that's been there since 1998."
"To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . ."
"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""
"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""
"Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday? Because he had a wee cough"
"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."