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Joke of the Day
"At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt."
Next Joke
"A call When making food, mum asked me to **call** out to her once I finish draining something. So, being a smart ass, I called her phone."
"what did one bruise say to the other? Have a swell day"
"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... Double Fine"
"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""
"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."
"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."
"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"
"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."