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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: went to buy condoms and the cashier just said ""yeah right"" and put em back on the shelf"

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"Tom Brady got punished more than Ray Rice because he beat a whole team"

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."

"The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground."

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."

"After A Game ""We kicked their asses!"" ""Yeah, we rectum."""

"I married what some might call a ""trophy wife""... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place."

"What do Subway and Chuck E Cheese's have in common? Shitty food."