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Joke of the Day

"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."

"I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; ""HEY, THATS A SALT!"""

"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"

"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"

"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."

"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""

"I can smell shit, but I can't find it."

"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."

"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."