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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw"
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"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"
"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."
"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."
"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."
"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."
"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."
"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"
"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."