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Joke of the Day
"Hey, say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they slow down in school zones."
Next Joke
"What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help? ""This is not a drill!"""
"The toilet felt abandoned... ... but pubic cares :) sorry... I just had to."
"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."
"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."
"You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist."
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."