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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."

"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."

"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."

"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."

"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."

"I'm sorry Mr. Simmons. I really enjoy babysitting little Timmy, but I'm only 14. I need real money, not bitcoin."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much"

"What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again."

"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."