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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."
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"*entire building at my work loses power* *I run all the way to Linda's office* Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?"
"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."
"Sign in restaurant window: ""Eat now - Pay waiter."""
"The world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun...which shines out my ass."
"What is that thing called when your crush likes you back? Imagination."
"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."
"Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing."
"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"Did you hear? LeBron James is starting an underwear line... They're called LeBron Johns."