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Joke of the Day

"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"

"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."

"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"

"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"

"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."

"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."

"I found this addvertisement along the road in Texas Don't Texan drive."

"My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers"", he told me."

"[At Wedding] Priest: And do you take me as your lawfully wedded wife? Me: I do. WAIT A SECOND Priest: TOO LATE. YOU'RE MINE NOW, IDIOT."