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Joke of the Day

"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"

"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"Why does /r/fencing suck so bad? Half of it is ripostes"

"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."

"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""

"I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert bill here"

"Cameron Cameroff"