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Joke of the Day

"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."

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"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."
"What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby."
"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."
"Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be."
"Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week"
"I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat."
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"
"When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia.... It was music to my arse"
"Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
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