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Joke of the Day

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."

"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."

"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."

"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"

"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"