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Joke of the Day

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? they are filled with Arab semen."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot but you make me really uncomfortable, sometimes my underwear gets sticky and I get burned"

"Joined our neighborhood watch program. There's 30 of us though so I only get to wear it like 1 day a month. :("

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"What do you call a pussy with herpes? Cuntagious"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."

"ok he'res funny joke lol."

"Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun."